Brainless Bomb : 2014 Election dates (Leaked)

LOK SABHA ELECTION DATES (LEAKED):
16 April-124 seats
23 April -141 seats
30 April-107 seats
7 May-85 seats
13 May-86 seats
Result 16 May 2014.

– WhatsApp forward, so understandable that authenticity is not confirmed (In short, this might not be true).

P.S. – Election dates are expected to be declared anytime this week (analysis based on quick back to back cabinet sessions to clear some populist moves ahead of code of conduct implementation).

Brainless Bomb : NaMo is there even in Manmohan

Namo in Manmohan

NaMo in Manmohan

NaMo (Narendra Modi, PM candidate of principal opposition party) is also there in name of Manmohan (Dr. Manmohan Singh, current PM of India).

The image represents names of this two distinguished leaders in Hindi, Official language of India.

– Image Courtesy : friends on WhatsApp.

Value Add : Traffic Police are not authorized for checking P.U.C. in Gujarat

A recent RTI (Right to Information) response clearly establishes that Gujarat Traffic Police are not authorized by Pollution Control Board (authority to issue PUC for vehicles) to check P.U.C. of the vehicles. Please download this post and keep in handy in case you are extorted money by Traffic Police for not having or expired P.U.C.

Please note that this is only applicable for State of Gujarat and similar response can be generated for other state by raising RTI query at respective locations. Please file an RTI, it’s just a small investment of your time for better good of entire state residents.

RTO, Gujarat, RTI, PUC

RTI Response on PUC

 

– many thanks to Shri Hitendrakumar J Patel for raising this RTI & to my friend Vishal for sharing this on WhatsApp.

Note: The RTI response image shown above has been received on WhatsApp and I don’t guarantee authenticity of the content.  However, by logical thinking, I agree with the content of the post and will suggest people to comment on this if they find it useful/ untrue.

 

Brainless Bomb : City Lion & Government – A Short Story

Lions in action

Lion & Lioness

Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.

Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured – and returned to the zoo.

A month passes, then two, three….. but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.

Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.

Jungle-lion: For God’s sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!

City-lion: Nothing man! I just went to a government department and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.

Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?

City-lion: Yehhh, there was an unlimited supply of government officers. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate and Whenever I ate one, they hired five more.

Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?

City-lion: Did a great mistake… One day I ate the chai-wala (tea maker). The whole office stopped working & they launched a massive hunt for the chai-wala. I got caught!

– a WhatsApp creativity, I loved & thought of sharing.

– Picture Credit : Gujarat Tourism Website : http://bit.ly/g0EVMH

Note: The post is intended to share  & cherish the humor across general public and is not intended to cause any derogatory remarks/ statements to any institution or individual.  I am not the author or publisher of the original content.

Brainless Bomb : Coincidences of Words – Choose Wisely !!!

Cry has 3 letters
so does Joy.

Hate has 4 letters
so does Love.

Lying has 5
so does Truth.

Under has 5
so does Above.

Angry has 5 letters
so does Happy.

Wrong has 5 letters
so does Right.

Enemies has 7 letters
so does Friends.

Negative has 8 letters
so does Positive.

Are they by Coincidences?

It means Life is like a Double edged Sword,
We should choose the BETTER SIDE OF LIFE!

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By the way,

Manmohan (Manmohan Singh) has 8 letters &
and so does Narendra (Narendra Modi).

Choose Wisely!!!

– a WhatsApp creativity, I loved & thought of sharing.

Note: The post is intended to share  & cherish the humor across general public and is not intended to cause any derogatory remarks/ statements to any institution or individual.  I am not the author or publisher of the original content.

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Brainless Bomb : An expectation from MEN – ‘MARD’

In view of recent events of Delhi Rape and then media frenzy on security of women and stereotyping of all Men as ‘rapist’, to my utter surprise, I received this video, defining MEN.

This has been wonderful social activism, I came across in recent times.

MARD – MEN AGAINST RAPE & DISCRIMINATION

– Obtained this video as a forward on Whatsapp, no copyright violations intended.