LOK SABHA ELECTION DATES (LEAKED):
16 April-124 seats
23 April -141 seats
30 April-107 seats
7 May-85 seats
13 May-86 seats
Result 16 May 2014.
– WhatsApp forward, so understandable that authenticity is not confirmed (In short, this might not be true).
P.S. – Election dates are expected to be declared anytime this week (analysis based on quick back to back cabinet sessions to clear some populist moves ahead of code of conduct implementation).
Map of United & Undivided India – In the time of Clive, Year 1760.
– found this on one of friend’s ancestral archive.
I am not fully sure of this being the correct one from history, date or boundaries perspective as top right looks little different from rest of the map (there are no lines behind writings – ‘India – In the time of Clive 1760’). Maybe its style of writing during that time or this map is not entirely true.
Use your own judgement & caution while reusing or quoting this map.
God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining to his angels…
‘Look everything should be in balance.”
For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels….
Here is the country of the United States of America.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity & tension.
And here is Africa,
I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.
And here is South America.
I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests.
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angel asked… ‘God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?’
God said.. ‘Ahah…that is the crown piece of all. My most precious creation, ‘INDIA’
It has understanding & friendly people, sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture, speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant, and with a mighty heart.
The angel was quite surprised:
‘But God you said everything should be in balance.’
‘Look, I have given them… ‘Congress’.
– a WhatsApp creativity, I loved & thought of sharing.
Note: The post is intended to share & cherish the humor across general public and is not intended to cause any derogatory remarks/ statements to any institution or individual. I am not the author or publisher of the original content.
On eve of India’s 67th Independence day, an individual asked a question, at 67 are we young nation anymore? It was a question, we do have our share as developing nation, but are we young any more?
Though I had an answer to the question I restrained from speaking out as wanted to also hear other voices & views, and then it came, a masterpiece, comic & laughable but full of sarcasm, re-producing the conversation for all those you can laugh…
Q: At verge of retirement of 67, is India a really Young Nation?
A: Who said verge of retirement is 67, check out the ages of our leaders, Hon. President is 78, Hon. Vice President is 76, Hon. PM at 81 and with most of members of parliament are above 60, so at 67 we as nation are really Young.
Though the answer left me speechless, humorous but speechless. On a serious note, I do think yes we are a young nation, not to counter point that our leaders are aged as compared to its residents, you and me. The fact is United Kingdom became a Union sometime in 1707 (306 years & counting), so does United State of America became Union in 1776 (237 years & counting) and China became republic in 1912 (101 years & counting).
We can debate numbers but the fact is we are evolving, as a nation and as a society and we have a long way to go before we held our head high to realize the dreams of our founding fathers, and in this sense I say, yes we are, we are a Young Nation at 67.
There is lot of chatter in social media about 2014 general elections, specially after Narendra Modi‘s speech in Hyderabad. People have bombarded social media with status relating to 2014 general elections, like waiting for 2014…
However, looking at attacks by neighbors, polarization (mostly driven by up-holders of so-called secularism), worst state of economy & deteriorating, it looks to me that a stage is all set for history to repeat, yes you guess it right, Emergency of 1976.
This is want prompted me to pen down this statement or should I say unanswered question, is there going to be 2014?
- Brainless Bomb : What your father do for living? (anothercommonman.wordpress.com)
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for living?
All the typical answers came up – doctor, engineer, stock market, mechanic, businessman, salesman… and so forth.
However, little Kapil was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
‘My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his purse. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.’
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Kapil aside.
‘Is that really true about your father?’
‘No,’ the boy said,
– a Whatsapp creativity, I loved & thought of sharing.
Note: The post is intended to share & cherish the humor across general public and is not intended to cause any derogatory remarks/ statements to any institute or individual. I am not the author or publisher of the original content.
- Brainless Bomb: Refraining from Gold Buy – Is it Individual’s Duty or Goverment Task? (anothercommonman.wordpress.com)
- Rahul Gandhi (electionindia2014.wordpress.com)
- Rahul Gandhi: Pappu’s Marksheet (thejalebichronicles.wordpress.com)