Brainless Bomb : City Lion & Government – A Short Story

Lions in action

Lion & Lioness

Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.

Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured – and returned to the zoo.

A month passes, then two, three….. but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.

Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.

Jungle-lion: For God’s sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!

City-lion: Nothing man! I just went to a government department and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.

Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?

City-lion: Yehhh, there was an unlimited supply of government officers. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate and Whenever I ate one, they hired five more.

Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?

City-lion: Did a great mistake… One day I ate the chai-wala (tea maker). The whole office stopped working & they launched a massive hunt for the chai-wala. I got caught!

– a WhatsApp creativity, I loved & thought of sharing.

– Picture Credit : Gujarat Tourism Website : http://bit.ly/g0EVMH

Note: The post is intended to share  & cherish the humor across general public and is not intended to cause any derogatory remarks/ statements to any institution or individual.  I am not the author or publisher of the original content.

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